BaconNarwhal3

sounddesignerjeans:

Kids these days are all “detective Pikachu is an abomination” this and “this 3d Pokémon rendering is terrible” that

you’ve forgotten the true evil that is the human fucking fist Pikachu had in Pokken tournament

pukicho:

happy-quack:

pukicho:

99% percent of the population doesn’t understand what the word “thirsty" means, making me highly intelligent, for unlike you, I know what the word means, making me high.y telligentl.

puki do you need me to fetch you a glass of water

The fuck’s water

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

gaypeopletwitter:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

me, the eldest sibling in a fairy tale: hey idiots, watch me own the hell out of the Devil. I’m gonna be so good at it

me, ten days later, draped over my youngest sibling’s shoulder like a sack of potatoes as they saunter out of Hell: I will admit that mistakes were made.

ironmanstan:

paopufruitts:

ironmanstan:

thomasthetankenginefuckers:

ironmanstan:

thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

that’s where you’re wrong

you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

thomas the spank engine

i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

toddhowardsblog:

Before you call Fallout 76 boring, stop and T.H.I.N.K 

T. odd 
H. oward 
I. s 
N. ot 
K. illable 

But you are