jerreeeeee:

itsbluejeansbitch:

episode 17: the tres horny boys, Merle Highchurch, Taako [redacted] and Magnus Burnsides, have their carnival fun interrupted by a mysterious force

[image descripton: a screenshot from the show letterkenny of three white men standing next to eachother. the man on the left is short, chubby, holding cotton candy, and is wearing a pink party hat and overalls. the man in the middle is wearing blue coverals, his hair is brown and curly and he is wearing a princess crown and pink feathery scarf. the man on the right is taller than the other two and wearing a party hat, flannel, and jeans.]

taakoshell:

my phone made a really good video from the pictures I had saved of justin mcelroy

rockportltd:

marchus-burchins:

amazingakita:

veechaos:

grffnmcelroy:

timeforlupsopinion:

puffbadgersandbees:

urbanisticdaydream:

dawhitebag:

transguypeterparker:

shakespearesocks:

bridgesquid:

riotrogers:

ironicallyxspiders:

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.”
Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“you hear a voice on the wind go, ‘yuck.’”

“I’m about to tentacle your dick!”

“Ok, I mean, I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad.”

“What’s your name?”

“Magnus Burnsides.”

“Marchus Burchins.”

“Yep, nailed it. Got it in one.”

“Here’s a zone of truth: you’re dead.”

ofdustandpotions:

do u just see characters from fandoms you’re not in and be like “i dont even watch this show but if i did. that one. they’d be my fave”

questbedhead:

Lucretia, building the B.O.B.: Hmmm, I wonder what I should make the identifying accoutrement of my secret society.

Lucretia: Perhaps….a large, metal arm bracer. But just like, one. 

Lucretia: Just one large arm bracer, which is a thing that usually comes in pairs, and goes on the forearm, a very conspicuous part of the body. 

Lucretia: Just one big ass

conspicuous

metal arm bracer that goes all the way around the arm with no seems or clasps and obviously had to be put on with magic. 

Lucretia: Just one, singular, magical metal arm bracer

on all my super secret society members, with the societies sick logo emblazoned right the fuck on it. 

Lucretia: Yeah, that’ll be sweet. 

Lucretia, later on: How did this ten year old boy track down my super secret moon society??