chryseis:

I’ve only listened to the first seven minutes of this week’s mbmbam, but so far they’ve spent that time absolutely dragging j*hnny d*pp and the crimes of grindelwald, so it’s already excellent.

They do it for basically the whole episode and it’s fucking incredible.

leobenconoy:

mistressdratha:

lekosis:

did you know that, in your nice player house in Skyrim, inside of every single planter, there is an invisible naked man holding on to your plants for you

his name is “BYOHPlanterNPC” and he lives in an alternate dimension slightly removed from your home, where he sits in his empty grey void, naked, waiting for you to give him your plants

thank you for holding my plants, plant man

Todd Howard: “It just works.”

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

palenoface:

worddevourer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hufflepuff-writer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

apharc:

uncreative-lesbian-fangirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y’all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

honey no

This post is a hundred dollar trainwreck.

I STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT IS

it’s a hundred dollar trainwreck

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