probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

If this is your first time playing a RPG, establish dominance by grabbing a random miniature and swallowing it whole while making unblinking eye contact with the GM.

I’m sorry for reblogging my own post, but this keeps being reblogged with variants on “Griffen McElroy wrote this post”

Did…Did Griffen McElroy do this? Was this in the adventure zone? Did I miss a news story where the McElroys just walked into a gaming convention and start chowing down on people’s miniatures?

I am confused and mildly alarmed. 

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tattletales are lawful evil

Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.

oystersaintforme:

shuricallme:

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them