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kialessa:

[Video ID: A businessman is demonstrating cracking open a large nut by slamming his fist into it. The nut, having other ideas, breaks through the table instead upon being slammed, leaving a nut-sized hole. The businessman loses it.]

dark-haired-hamlet:

clickholeofficial:

Do you have what it takes? Are you the kind of hero who can singlehandedly sin enough to turn Boston into the new Sodom, just like the Prophecies And Recipes section of the United States Constitution predicted would happen one day?

It’s time to get started! Go to Boston and start fucking and killing everything until the Lord destroys the city.

#i have no words. this is absolute genius. #the sheer amount of EFFORT this sort of world building must have taken #the attention to detail; the absurdism that somehow still makes sense #it’s like—it’s like if a @dril post were expanded and turned into a giant choose-your-own adventure. #that’s what this is and i have mad respect to clickhole for pulling it off [danishprince]

Source: clickholeofficial

lynati:

tienriu:

katiekomics:

euphrates75:

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

I’m going to cry 😂😂

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden. But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg

incorrect-overwatch-quotations:

Brigitte: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on my cats tail and I need to be arrested.

911 operator: Ms. Lindholm we’ve talked about this.

probablygoodrpgideas:

The Warlock can’t choose what kind of powers they get from their patron. The dm, not the player, makes choices like new spells, invocations, and pact boon.

Of course the Warlock might ask for specific powers and depending on the relationship between Warlock and patron, these wishes might be granted.

Note that this requires consent from both player and dm. As a player, you are not building your character anymore. They might end up different than you imagined. As a dm, you take a lot of extra work upon yourself. Not only do you have to build a character but you have to consider what the Patron wants, what the player wants, what would fit the story etc.