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yangire-mun:

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

necrofuturism:

kaelang12:

necrofuturism:

necrofuturism:

dnd spell: vicious mochrie – summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect)

if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use as props. 

Can he use Hoedown as a cantrip?

only if you’re fighting drew carey

prokopetz:

the-lesser-dog123:

prokopetz:

Let’s be honest, the potted Piranha Plant is far from the most improbable character on the Smash Bros. Ultimate roster.

AND THEY DIDN’T ADD WALUIGI

Waluigi is the unannounced sixth DLC fighter. The DLC will cost two hundred dollars, and installing it will force you to watch him perform an unskippable three-minute interpretive dance number every time you boot up your Switch.

shittycryptids:

Bigfoot but it’s actually just Mothman in a gorilla suit

shittycryptids:

A dog that instead of Barking yells anti capitalist propaganda

hungwy:

I saw kirby cut a man in half

velo:

worst mistake an eldritch abomination bent on dominating the universe can make is leaving kirby alive