nitewrighter:

“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.

glysaturn:

genji has 3 types of skins

no face good sweet boy 

big mouth teethy boy

very special boy with perfect eyeliner

the-critical-gems:

jasperwlw:

having a character of color doesn’t automatically mean they’re respresented correctly you cowards

I’m gonna add to this and say that having a single writer of color doesn’t automatically equal a diverse crew either

snarthurt:

callout76:

DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT OBLIVION SCREENSHOT WHERE IT SAYS “Your ass hurt. Done”

swarnpert:

usbdongle:

italians invented pizza but the citizens of the US of A perfected it. ruined it. emboldened it. it’s iconic now. i cant tell you how many european tourists beg me to point them to a restaurant that doesn’t serve pizza. they’ve been on the road 10 days and had pizza 12 times. it’s nigh inescapable. a radical specter haunting the wallets and stomachs of the united states. a cheesemaggedon. a saucepocalypse. surrender to the tides of stuffed crust and you may yet survive

i didnot know what prose was until i read this post

leicawri:

‘Tis I, a writer, togetherslapper of words.

pukicho:

rblooks:

pukicho:

I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives.

Don’t gotta b rich, just forgetful

I wish I was stupid as shit

honeybottledrip:

kngshxt:

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it