interaction:

velvetys:

velvetys:

THEY ASK ME IF IM MONKY BITCH I MIGHT BE

@sixpathsofbased

theocseason4:

womanwithaknife:

williamhenrythefourth:

womanwithaknife:

Did you know?

Everything is a podcast if you close your eyes 🙂

Photographs.

This post is only for ppl who can hear pictures

dexvoan:

ariadne83:

elidyce:

mycravatundone:

aquarianconstellations:

mycravatundone:

mycravatundone:

a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any

the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’

THE VITAMIN C DEBATE

My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you it’s been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable. 

I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.

I’m not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Go for it. 

some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car.

two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour.

im sorry he what now

hungwy:

hungwy:

*buying eggs* when were these laid? are they scorpios?

*cracks one open and it has two yolks* oh god… geminis

zinnia-apologist:

gendergenius:

boppinrockin:

i am on the FLOOR

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

hungwy:

*buying eggs* when were these laid? are they scorpios?

idkhowbutyoufoundme:

rotten-to-the-applecore:

pwapboi:

awful-ninja:

pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

seb-vit:

everything-is-better-with-a-ph:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

nite nite lil fuckers. 

me as a parent

they shouldn’t trust you with children

They already don’t

technically you signed over your firstborn when you followed me 

great, now I owe my firstborn to FOUR people

Cut in forths or is it a custody battle?

Custody I guess. I promised it to several people 

Me, from my desk, lowering my glasses to glare at you: Did you bring enough firstborn for the whole class?

Mom says it’s my turn with the firstborn

hminteresting:

relishboi:

relishboi:

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

headthotheaven:

moistmailman:

Did you know that they say that Mimikyu is so scary underneath it’s disguise that it’s appearance alone will kill anyone who sees it.

Well, I have a theory about what it might look like underneath it’s disguise

all I can hope for is that since making this post you’ve caught a glimpse of it and have perished knowing you are wrong