argumate:

nianeyna:

argumate:

nianeyna:

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

foreplay with Todd

do you ever think before you post

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

souridealist:

people talk a lot about getting the mcelroys on critical role and whether or not they’d break matt and honestly? I think matt would be fine. matt has been doing this for many years of many different players’ bullshit and he actively enjoys it when his players throw him a curveball. (also he has a serious advantage that Griffin doesn’t, to whit, he isn’t their shithead little brother and therefore it is unlikely to be as fun to make him Mad.) he can run with whatever they throw at him, it’ll be great.

no, what I think would be the biggest problem is Matt frantically scaling his encounter difficulty down mid-battle as he realizes that he made an extremely bold assumption about their grasp on the mechanics of Dungeons & Dragons.

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

willcraftapple11:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

wugsandhugs:

thesaurus-robot:

systlin:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

itsplee:

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the-feeling-is-mutual:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

nachttour:

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

psychoticrambling:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

thesaurus-robot:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

I wonder how many homestucks out there have “Secure” passwords that are really just regular shitty passwords but with thier favorite Typing Quirk.

Repsonses So far: 

Homestucks: I Feel Called Out And Am Being Personally Kinkshamed In My Own Home In Front Of God And My Cat

Normal people: “You know what? That’s as good a strategy as any.”

gallusrostromegalus :

gallusrostromegalus :

cardinal amazement however some homestucks outer on that point undergo “ fortify ” passwords that square measure truly sensible usual bad passwords only with thier contender writing strangeness .

Repsonses thusly immoderate :

Homestucks : halogen property titled come out And master’s degree animate thing in person Kinkshamed metal My personal come back stylish place Of supernatural being And My adult female

practice be : “ You tell apart what ? That’s every bit healthy metric linear unit military science element immoderate . ”

ThesaurusBot 0.2.1

This is totally incomprehensible! Thank you!

@theshitpostcalligrapher

holy fuckin shit. 

someone splurge out the 50 dollars that it’d take for me to do this whole goddamn ting 

How much would someone have to cough up to get it written up in a homestuck typing quirk tho?  

(I combined as many quirks as I could remember, kudos to anyone who can read this shit) 

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)(0m35tuck5 : )(al0g3n pr0p3rty t1tl3d c0m3 0ut 4nd m45t3r’5 d3gr33 4n1m8 th1ng 1n purrs0n K1nk5)(4m3d m3t4l My purrs0n4l c0m3 b4ck styf1s)( pl4ce 0f supurrn4tur4l be1ng 4nd My 4dult f3m4l3

pr4ct1c3 bee : “ You t3ll 4p4rt ww)(at ? T)(4t’5 3v3ry b1t )(34lt)(y m3tr1c l1n34r un1t m1l1t4ry sc13nc3 3l3m3nt 1mm0d3r8 .

thanks i have necrotising fasciitis now

WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

I am laughing like a teakettle right now. All that I can manage is a high pitched whistling noise that’s confusing the dog. Thank you.

I HAVE WORK IN A HALF HOUR YOU CUCKS

Oh Honey, are you gonna have enough money for the hospital bills this caused?

i’m canadian 

But can we buy prints? 😀

im 100% sure this is not quality enough to live w my other prints on the etsy

im fuckin scared

SO SOMEONE FUCKIN,,,, COMMISSIONED ME TO MAKE THIS THING, BUT FUCKING FANCY 

Journalist: if millennials are killing previously popular industries, what are they sending their money on?

Millennials: so there’s this penmanship artist…

:D<

I am CRYIGING

systlin :

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gallusrostromegalus :

theshitpostcalligrapher :

theshitpostcalligrapher :

psychoticrambling :

gallusrostromegalus :

theshitpostcalligrapher :

gallusrostromegalus :

wordbook – mechanism :

gallusrostromegalus :

gallusrostromegalus :

halogen natural event however some homestucks down in that location bring forth “ fortify ” passwords that square measure genuinely simply frequent bad passwords only with thier selection writing twist .

Repsonses indeed right :

Homestucks : halogen look for titled outer And master’s degree state in person Kinkshamed stylish My possess living accommodations stylish line Of simulacrum And My trounce

perpendicular phratry : “ You cognise what ? That’s dominion reputable blood type military science dominion immoderate . ”

gallusrostromegalus :

gallusrostromegalus :

of import feeling notwithstanding much homestucks outward along that convexity get “ shut in ” passwords that parcel judge unfeignedly advisable familiar inferior passwords but with thier contestant body of work quality .

Repsonses so unreasonable :

Homestucks : grouping possession noble change exterior And master’s makings modify entity inward causal agency Kinkshamed element My private come up side olde worlde noesis Of unreal state And My fauna fauna

noesis metal : “ You inform divided what ? That’s all small indefinite amount sensible mathematical function rectilineal physical object noncombatant power surround unreasonable . ”

ThesaurusBot figure . figure . figure

This is whole unintelligible ! impart you !

@theshitpostcalligrapher

spot fuckin shitting .

causal agency ware unconscious the large integer dollars that it’d take apart for American state to locomote this complete curst sound

however large indefinite amount would causal agency bonk to breathing out raised to make it scripted prepared inward purine homestuck writing strangeness Tai ?

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R3p50n5e5 7hu5ly 1mm0d3r4t3 :

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WHICH single OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

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figure make go across stylish metric linear unit uncomplete unit of time YOU CUCKS

American state dulcorate , square measure you gonna soul plenty wealth for the medical institution bills this caused ?

i’m river

only containerful we acquire prints ? 😀

im 100% trusty this is not upper-class relative quantity to subsist alphabetic character my past prints happening the etsy

im fuckin afraid

indeed causal agency FUCKIN , , , , commissioned American state TO create THIS natural event , only carnal knowledge rhetorical

writer : if millennials square measure earnings antecedently touristy industries , what square measure they causation their currency happening ?

Millennials : systematic there’s this script artist…

:D<

alphabetic character master’s degree CRYIGING

ThesaurusBot 0.2.2

OH MY GOD not only did my ridiculous bot get shitpostcalligraphered but it managed to thesaurize the whole post AGAIN before I noticed, anyways I am HONORED thank you @theshitpostcalligrapher

WHAT THE FUCK KEEPS HAPPENING HERE

who is willing to shell out the several hundred for this

the answer is no one because this is a multipage and emotionally exhausting journey, i would charge a grand at LEAST

#long post#:D guess who paid $100 for a fancy shit post?#it was me

@the-dandelion-queen

YOU

How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

captain-jackdaniels:

commandgoldfuckers:

dealingwithaces:

aeriktirel:

lordsoth42:

elsajeni:

geostatonary:

outofcontextdnd:

-A werewolf named Chad

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

Abs of treason

are you on speaking terms with Cthulhu perchance?

the-real-adam-taurus:

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cxsolis:

rotten-to-the-applecore:

anxietyprimev69:

michaeltheshitposter:

brieftimetravelcoffee:

absquatulator-two-point-o:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

depressed–and–underdressed:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

no our breakup was NOT amicable 

so cthulu’s single?

back off bitch

This blog is really Kraken me up

You shouldn’t joke about Love. Craft better puns

this post is eld-rich with humor

You guys are totally goth-thick, aren’t you?

all these puns really crypt up on me

Y’all are really sacrificing your time for This?

oh no, did they leave a void in your chest?

This post is a cosmic mess

annalightwood:

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

#january-march was 4 years ago // april was normal i think // may was a week ago // june 1st was a year ago#summer in general was the vague concept of exsistence that lasted anywhere between 13-18 weeks#october was at least a week and a half // November?? tried her best but sister only lasted two days this year#today is already yesterday#2018#edit: i completely forgot september existed which honestly says a lot (via @steebucks)