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I wonder how many homestucks out there have “Secure” passwords that are really just regular shitty passwords but with thier favorite Typing Quirk.

Repsonses So far:

Homestucks: I Feel Called Out And Am Being Personally Kinkshamed In My Own Home In Front Of God And My Cat

Normal people: “You know what? That’s as good a strategy as any.”

gallusrostromegalus :

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cardinal amazement however some homestucks outer on that point undergo “ fortify ” passwords that square measure truly sensible usual bad passwords only with thier contender writing strangeness .

Repsonses thusly immoderate :

Homestucks : halogen property titled come out And master’s degree animate thing in person Kinkshamed metal My personal come back stylish place Of supernatural being And My adult female

practice be : “ You tell apart what ? That’s every bit healthy metric linear unit military science element immoderate . ”

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This is totally incomprehensible! Thank you!

@theshitpostcalligrapher

holy fuckin shit.

someone splurge out the 50 dollars that it’d take for me to do this whole goddamn ting

How much would someone have to cough up to get it written up in a homestuck typing quirk tho?

(I combined as many quirks as I could remember, kudos to anyone who can read this shit)

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pr4ct1c3 bee : “ You t3ll 4p4rt ww)(at ? T)(4t’5 3v3ry b1t )(34lt)(y m3tr1c l1n34r un1t m1l1t4ry sc13nc3 3l3m3nt 1mm0d3r8 .

thanks i have necrotising fasciitis now

WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

I am laughing like a teakettle right now. All that I can manage is a high pitched whistling noise that’s confusing the dog. Thank you.

I HAVE WORK IN A HALF HOUR YOU CUCKS

Oh Honey, are you gonna have enough money for the hospital bills this caused?

i’m canadian

But can we buy prints? 😀

im 100% sure this is not quality enough to live w my other prints on the etsy

im fuckin scared

SO SOMEONE FUCKIN,,,, COMMISSIONED ME TO MAKE THIS THING, BUT FUCKING FANCY

Journalist: if millennials are killing previously popular industries, what are they sending their money on?

Millennials: so there’s this penmanship artist…

:D<

I am CRYIGING

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gallusrostromegalus :

wordbook – mechanism :

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halogen natural event however some homestucks down in that location bring forth “ fortify ” passwords that square measure genuinely simply frequent bad passwords only with thier selection writing twist .

Repsonses indeed right :

Homestucks : halogen look for titled outer And master’s degree state in person Kinkshamed stylish My possess living accommodations stylish line Of simulacrum And My trounce

perpendicular phratry : “ You cognise what ? That’s dominion reputable blood type military science dominion immoderate . ”

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of import feeling notwithstanding much homestucks outward along that convexity get “ shut in ” passwords that parcel judge unfeignedly advisable familiar inferior passwords but with thier contestant body of work quality .

Repsonses so unreasonable :

Homestucks : grouping possession noble change exterior And master’s makings modify entity inward causal agency Kinkshamed element My private come up side olde worlde noesis Of unreal state And My fauna fauna

noesis metal : “ You inform divided what ? That’s all small indefinite amount sensible mathematical function rectilineal physical object noncombatant power surround unreasonable . ”

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This is whole unintelligible ! impart you !

@theshitpostcalligrapher

spot fuckin shitting .

causal agency ware unconscious the large integer dollars that it’d take apart for American state to locomote this complete curst sound

however large indefinite amount would causal agency bonk to breathing out raised to make it scripted prepared inward purine homestuck writing strangeness Tai ?

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help alphabetic character interact necrotising fasciitis today

WHICH single OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

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figure make go across stylish metric linear unit uncomplete unit of time YOU CUCKS

American state dulcorate , square measure you gonna soul plenty wealth for the medical institution bills this caused ?

i’m river

only containerful we acquire prints ? 😀

im 100% trusty this is not upper-class relative quantity to subsist alphabetic character my past prints happening the etsy

im fuckin afraid

indeed causal agency FUCKIN , , , , commissioned American state TO create THIS natural event , only carnal knowledge rhetorical

writer : if millennials square measure earnings antecedently touristy industries , what square measure they causation their currency happening ?

Millennials : systematic there’s this script artist…

:D<

alphabetic character master’s degree CRYIGING

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OH MY GOD not only did my ridiculous bot get shitpostcalligraphered but it managed to thesaurize the whole post AGAIN before I noticed, anyways I am HONORED thank you @theshitpostcalligrapher

WHAT THE FUCK KEEPS HAPPENING HERE

who is willing to shell out the several hundred for this

the answer is no one because this is a multipage and emotionally exhausting journey, i would charge a grand at LEAST

#long post #:D guess who paid $100 for a fancy shit post?#it was me

@the-dandelion-queen

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