Happy thanked giving’s

sapphomets:

mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid

incorrectsmashbrosquotes:

hungwy:

karnalesbian:

hungwy:

beetledrink:

hungwy:

If i was given powers beyond comprehension the first thing I’d do is create a virus that turns you into mickey mouse and you have to kill to get rid of it

what’s the second thing you’d do

Create an antivirus that solves the mickey problem but turns you into goofy

i don’t know how to break this to you nic but there is a nonzero number of people on this site for whom this scenario is absolutely the opposite of a problem

where there is heaven there must also be hell