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yoshisuggestions:

wise-magpie:

honestly, none of the tumblr deities are human-like. i mean, we have a fish, a shower thoughts bot, a pink eldritch being and various beings of an intergalactical species whose blog’s only purpose is to respond to the shower bot. i mean, there’s this seth everman guy, but i don’t know much about him and i doubt that he’s human either.

*looks at you*

orchidbreezefc:

its that time of year

Source: discountliquor

bubbaluh:

Taz Amnesty: we feel bad for these goat monsters, so we’ll try our best to not kill them

Taz Balance: let’s have an entire scene where we murder a man in cold blood and throw the body off a cliff

tropicalfucko:

bruddabois:

thotzekage:

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

Source: internetplz

gamestressor:

tomatomagica:

[original post]

This is exactly what I expected it to be

Source: tomatomagica

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

lesbianladyeboshi:

Oh my god

am actually and fantastically devastated this has less than 50k notes

Source: lesbianladyeboshi

the-purple-cat:

anarchist-bakery:

addickted-to-speight:

exeggcute:

staff:

red3blog:

formeldeharv:

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

The holidays are coming, you know what that means?

This Garbage

Tis the season

HOLY FUCK

Source: formeldeharvey

taakopines:

i had an epiphany

kuipernebula:

I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”