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in 3rd grade I broke my arm trying to impress my crush by beating him in a roller skating contest because that’s how crushes work

my cast was red and I couldn’t use a pencil for 3 months but the important thing is I won, i was the victor

also I once flirted with an attractive doctor while having my eyebrow stitched up and I got her to laugh, so yes I am that chaotic bi bitch

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billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

This is missing the best part – when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

There’s a reason Green Day was my favourite band in high school, and Billie Joe Armstrong is it.

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