miseryghoul:

baaulp:

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

olibavee:

me: i desire to finish a very nice and polished drawing. 

my hands:

hyrude:

fact: ppl named katie with a k are inherently more powerful than those who spell it with a c. the strongest catie could fight the weakest katie and would still be obliterated. however, katies ending in ie are superior to katies ending in y, with k/catis as the most inferior katie. the katie hierarchy is as follows: katie, katy, kati, catie, caty, cati. katherines, however, are the most powerful of all, with catherines at a distant second. if, for god knows what reason, you place an i between the a and the t (see: caitie, kaity), you do not qualify as a true katie, and will not survive past a single round of katie v katie fisticuffs.

sounddesignerjeans:

When Griffin McElroy already conquered that? I think not, it’s already been done perfectly

pukicho:

thethinktanker:

pukicho:

I got smash ultimate early, ask me anything 

Have you ever buried a loved one before their time?

Mario is IN

probablyadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Spice up your game by introducing mobile game elements. Everytime a player wants to do anything they have to wait anywhere from 1 minute to 10 hours to complete that action, if they want to complete that action instantly, they’re gonna have to pay with in game currency, which is of course paid for by real life money.

Imma throw hands.