weapons-grade-autism:

majimaeverywheresystem:

teathattast:

megaphorical:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Weed came in the form of a pretty green chalk and instead of smoking it, you either drew on your skin with it or just straight up ate it. Some people tried to smoke it, but it melted right away. In this universe, vodka came in juice boxes.  All of these things were common and just. There. I ate a grilled cheese while everyone around me sipped on tiny vodka juice boxes.

bro this is just russia

showerthoughtsofficial:

Gunpowder is just angry sand.

travis-mcelroys-nails:

“Getting ready for ARIYNBF!”

probablybadrpgideas:

An evil bard that plays relaxing, soothing music with the sound of trickling water. Nearby are toilets. That are actually mimics.

Op change your URL.

just-shower-thoughts:

A gun fight with muskets is just a really violent game of marbles

spinelromalina:

Player 1: I want to play a cleric w a really sad and dramatic backstory

Player 2: I wanna play an orc who has his dick out 100% of the time