vorbits:

underrmyumbrellaella:

this is the true gen z experience

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

For sale

Baby coffin, never occupied

The baby is fine

And that baby was Albert Einstein

Turns out he’s not fine and is buried in an adult coffin

outofcontextdiscord:

miseryofmillions:

miseryofmillions:

thomas sanders, john green, and nick robinson form a summoning circle

This but minus nick robinson

pukicho:

pukicho:

Sometimes people need to shut the fuck up and then sleep

Sometimes it’s me

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

themomfriendwhosawhitedad:

Conversing with my cat

Me: you silly cat you aren’t a registered voter

My cat, yelling: meow

Me: such a silly cat not partaking in democracy

My cat, yelling louder: meow

Me: you are so silly

My cat who just wants me to feed her: M E O W

FEED HER AND HELP HER REGISTER ONLINE

outofcontextdiscord:

rare-drop:

A frog…..is just a really green gentleman.