crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

you can get this shirt here if you want to make your gift of hands everyone else’s problem as well

I extended this bad boy to phone cases, mugs, stickers, and tote bags. check that out here. 

i didn’t want anyone to be frustrated bc shirts are expensive and mugs/stickers are some of the cheaper items to sell on teespring so here u go

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

god damn though gorilla pelvis is fucking huge

thank you rose

its all right rose

mrgulogulo:

d1rtypaws:

d1rtypaws:

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

I’ve only been to DQ like 3 times in my life but the 2nd time I ordered a milkshake or something and I heard about DQ drinks not spilling when you flip them. I was not aware that this ability was only relegated to their blizzards. So long story short I said “hey, look at this” to my family and they watched me pour my milkshake on the ground.

feministism:

neophyte-redglare:

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

cahtra:

thecroclord:

Was walking through the store when suddenly they did it to me…

Where the fuck is he!

blogging-phelddagrif:

yungsquidward:

targuzzler:

gaining eldritch knowledge is just finding out how to be woke and hp lovecraft was scared of it because he wanted to keep being very racist

the callout of cthulhu

chthulhu: “just stop being racist”

lovecraft: “this knowledge is too much for the human brain to comprehend, just by thinking about it you fall into madness”

insaneinspireddreamer:

gudakko:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

belladonianoir:

@screenshotsofdespair

bruhgender:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

miserablelittlesmugbastard:

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

causing a ruckus