a skeleton, but he just has really long legs. They keep adding bones to their legs.
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
the thigh bone is connected to
you single handedly made this my most popular post
i am proud of us…
so am we
Imagine all those knees though
he moves by crouching with all his knees and forming a skeleton wheel
one time my older brother was in a swimming pool, halfway in the water such that I couldn’t see his lower half, and he told me he was really twelve feet tall and he had twelve knees, and that he folds them up into circles and rolls around. literally I have carried this idea with me for, like twenty years, and here it is in a tumblr post
I’m ur brother now
I am most positive that this is Bone Thief
I am sure of it
This is what happens to the bones they steal yes yes yes I am very sure indeed
thank god i dont have bones for him to steal. jesus.
You guys know me so well!!
Don’t flatter yourself
Do you have to be sarcastic to everyone
Yes actually I have a curse please help me you scurvy ridden bastard
Fuck you
those with bones will have them taken
those without bones will have them soon enough
that is a weird version of robin hood
I think of it as a better version
no it’s more like
if you have bones, you will have them taken
if you dont have bones, you will
that’s a threat and a promise
What about if you have a skeleton made out of cartilage instead of bone? So you basically are halfway to having bones. Asking for a friend
Who is this friend i want to meet them
They are off planet right now. I’m a little concerned about what you would do if you met them, anyway.
I would hug them
Hey you know that meme of “my city now”
imagine that but with bones. And it’s me saying that
I love this photo of Tom Holland because he looks like a kid that’s been listening to his racist relatives argue over Christmas dinner for the last half hour:
him and that frog are about to go off
am I going mad?? Where the fuck is the frog in this photo??? help!
Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ.
Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room.
Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny
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