Hi i’m Todd, Your Uber driver. Thanks for pre-ordering your ride, i’m out front.
Before you call Fallout 76 boring, stop and T.H.I.N.K
T. odd
H. oward
I. s
N. ot
K. illableBut you are
H e ‘ s e v e r y w h e r e
Pete, Please stop this madness! They’re our customers for gods sake! They Pre-Ordered! You’re breaking the sacred writ of purchase!
Fool! What good is giving them what they want when we can just take their money anyways? Your time is at an end
Then I know what i have to do
So it’s come to this already. Fine. I knew it would one day.
Half as long
Twice as bright
Hey prisoner, you’re finally awake
PROBABLY GONNA FUCK UP TODAY
PROBABLY GONNA FUCK UP TOMORROW
hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant
nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is
maybe catholics were right. stop being horny.
i posted this LAST NIGHT i’m so sorry what have i done
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