acceptmyfuckingnihilism:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

remember to tape your elf on the shelf to the ceiling

keep ‘em in control

probablyfunrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Spells like Bull’s Wisdom and Eagles Splendour only work for as long as the subject of the spell keeps acting like the relevant animal.

Here are some good spells:
– Dog’s Grace
– Hamster’s Might
– Robin’s Endurance
– Eel’s Panache

magnificent-north:

babydogdoo:

Credit

Wow, it’s the most precious and pure thing ever

screenshotsofdespair:

hopefullygoodrpgideas:

Base your gaming snack choices off food your character could conceivably eat based on their culture/race/background. Unless you are playing a robot. Eating some batteries washed down with motor oil is a power move and a half but it isn’t worth it.

best-shower-thoughts:

A deathrow inmate could order endless breadsticks from olive garden as their last meal and live forever (source)

outofcontextdnd:

“Can i eat a ghost?”