when you
you just
this is how having executive dysfunction feels
Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.
Me:
Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?
That is…
100% what that movie is.
types of xmas songs
- Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
- The Big Red Man Is Coming
- There’s snow outside. that’s good!
- I’m alone on xmas and sad
- Santa Claus is very sexy
- Christmas trees. love em
- You know what? it’s Christmas time
- You better watch out
You better wATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Nodding your head and saying “ok” in a conversation is like mashing A in a video game to speed up the dialogue.
a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw





