remember when the completely accepted and honestly logical explanation as to why the boys could resist the thrall of the relics was because they were stupid
now that i’m home i can finally pore over the gn preview and i found a bunch of cute lil references to camp goodfriend, and brad bradson, and also the chug ‘n squeeze, coming soon to a moon near you, but none of this is as important to me as the face merle hitower highchurch makes upon sitting in this bureau of balance-issue booster seat
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.