caressthosecheekbones:

isitandwonder:

langernameohnebedeutung:

Just an update: Our respective right-wing nutter party in Germany is currently at war with Cola. Not just…Coca Cola, but basically every kind of Cola. Although it started with Coca Cola, when someone put up a Coca-Cola styled billboard saying:

“Enjoy your season, say no to AfD.”

AfD immediately complained to Coca  Cola whose spokesperson in turn said: “The billboard is fake ———— but it isn’t wrong.”

So the AfD threatened to boycott Coca Cola and drank AfriCola instead. Except AfriCola is not down with white supremacists either and being against the AfD is a pretty big deal for them.

So when that backfired, the AfD photoshopped a billboard saying: “Enjoy your holidays- say yes to AfD!” – and put a Pepsi-logo on it.

Now Pepsi is suing them. 

I hope this is true and I also hope these fuckers die of dehydration!

united cola against AfD hell yeah

@shnipshnap

fvace:

illinoisiest:

fvace:

fvace:

fvace:

*takes a deep breath*

whats the punchline ?

there is none, i just like to breathe

why’d you reply to your own post?

pinenuttrekkie:

Glass shark love fat kid

That’s one things about glass shark you gooootta know

glass shahk he luf da fat kid

you stay out the da wadah fat kid, glass shahk is comin’ for you

he gitchu down ‘n dat bad, deep wadah, dat daaark wadah

fat kid NO GO

• glass shahk come to dat dark wadah

he gitchu fat kid

you swim aroun’

he bite your trunks right off

you

tubby

little

BISH

• you swim all you want

floppa flop around

glass shahk gon’ COME

glass shahk behind you fat kid

you gotta SAWEEEEEM

SWIM FASTA

PRETEND THERE’S A CORNDOG AT THE END OF THE POOL

GET OUT DAT DARK WADAH

DAT DARK WADAH, DAT GLASS SHARK COMIN’ FOR YOU FAT KID

he make you a snack

he make you a snack, he eat your brother

he don’t care he glaaaaaaass shahk

he in dat bad, dark wadah

doomy:

slimetony:

slimetony:

markrial:

slimetony:

fat-kitty:

slimetony:

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top
we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back

sealedbeastnue:

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

tyrannosaurus-rex:

i hate self identified “nerds” because they give their cats shit names like Sherlock, or Katniss, instead of proper cat names like Weed, or Dirt Man, or 2018 Ford F-150 Supercrew