amiplayingright:

amiplayingright:

amiplayingright:

amiplayingright:

– Ghost baby floating around just wanting its nappy changing

– Creepy festive butchers

– Two headed horse (not intelligent or anything, just a normal horse that happens to have two heads)

– Haunted colliery

– Book snake: the snake that lives in books

– Polly, mother of 2000 pigs

– Ghost union

Butterfly of Destruction

A church that exists on multiple plains of existence simultaneously, and can be used to physically travel between them

krazykitsune:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

daughterofsarenrae:

Use his headshot to get Matt Mercer to haunt your home this holiday season

Me, texting my girlfriend: Babe you’ll never guess what I did to our tree…

addendum:

lielking:

I’m reading the klarg wiki and

-An unlimited amount of hugs

–So much love

hungwy:

so so so so so fucked up that an apiary isnt a place where you grow gorillas

mostmodernist:

powerarmor:

about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister

in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I’m a Tiefling Bard who tends to try to seduce things instead of fighting them, if I can. We encountered 3 skeletons, and…

Me: I’M GOIN’ TO THE BONE ZONE, BABY!

Warrior: You can’t fuck a skeleton!

Me: I’m not fucking a skeleton, I’m going to the Bone Zone!

kafukafuura1917:

isnt it fucked up that all the videogame characters we love are owned by heartless corporations who act exactly like all corporations under the capitalist system do. we’re all here like “kirby is so important” and nintendo is just like “what if we used Conflict Minerals”. one day Kirby will belong to The People.