postmarxed:

tilthat:

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving

sn0wbro:

joker is a character that has never appeared previously on a nintendo console, which breaks yet another of smash’s criteria for picking new characters

so this could soon be a reality

hungwy:

e-seal:

hungwy:

i only commit funny crimes

vacuousautophobe:

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

beetledrink:

jorts. stupid question

karnalesbian:

teathattast:

🦊🍞

@higitsunes

shakescene:

masochist-incarnate:

shakescene:

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

So I’m gonna kill your wife

this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me

breakfastsweetie:

this would be far too powerful