theshitpostcalligrapher:

dietkoalawithlime:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

fun fact ive never been 2 a turkey dinner b4 (either for thanksgiving or christmas or w/e) bc the concept has always baffled my parents (we immigrated from china in 2000 lmao) so i would always just wistfully stare at them in christmas movies in shit 

so before the years up would anyone like to invite urs truly so that i may experience this baffling phenomenon thanx

addendum, i HAVE celebrated thanksgiving before but its usually in some weird fuckin way 

for instance the other year we had Canadian thanksgiving wtih some of my pals in fancy dress at a local mcdonalds but none of us coordinated so we’re ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF FANCY DRESS so this happened:

that me in the red dress w the medium coke

why you need to coordinate aesthetics, a summary:

left to right:

back row

-cocktail party

-starring in his own piano concerto 

-ceo schmoozing another ceo at a quick holiday dinner

-youth pastor attempting a french tuck with mild success

-i am currently at a cousins wedding and i dont remember her name but the food here is good

front row:

-prom

-startup business’s non denominational holiday party where everyone’s so over dressing over the top for a work function

-i murdered my husband for the insurance money and im just here to have a good time

But consider: you look like a heist film

…. u know what you arent wrong

promise-reprise:

warriormale:

iwilleatyourenglish:

wallacewellsbian:

iwilleatyourenglish:

this tumblr ban is gonna get warriormale deleted and for that we must Kill

Is this what warriormale had us training and fighting for?

yes.

No, this is wrong.

We don’t seek to hurt others, we seek to protect them.

The decision to filter nudity was a business decision by Tumblr.

They are running a business and trying to become profitable.

We have the right to go elsewhere, which I have done.

I have a Twitter account and a Discord server with WarriorMale content on both.

Twitter: @warrior_male

Discord:  https://discord.gg/GXFAWQn

I will continue my commitment  to keep this blog afloat untll it’s taken down by Tumblr.

WarriorMale