just-shower-thoughts:

Wasps are just bees with infinite ammo

sourdoughnibblers:

comickit:

honeyedteeth:

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

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kirkwall:

i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of going “unfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he says “if you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch”

glimadora:

uhh an anti biotic is somethign you take when youre sick?

cpgs-official:

whimsical-gay:

interview with the vampire but the interviewer is eric andre

• The entire time there’s an extremely weak UV spotlight pointed toward the vampire–not enough to cause serious harm, but enough to make him visibly uncomfortable
• Eric Andre spends the a good portion of the interview whittling things that almost look like stakes and then turn into something else
• The “stunning realism and quality” of Lost Boys: The Tribe is brought up more than once
• At one point Eric Andre asks if the vampire in question is “one of those Bram Stoker-types”. He’s not, but before he can answer or get clarification the fire sprinklers above his chair all turn on with the most flow possible
• Because the vampire’s chair is thoroughly soaked, they bring him a replacement. It’s made of ash wood
• Hannibal Buress is standing directly behind him for the duration of the interview, eating garlic bread. He offers some to the vampire. Several times