allhailqueenleila:

This has been a PSA 

shittycryptids:

Eric Andre and John Mulaney in a big trench coat

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

are santa and jesus’ sin lists the same? like are there different rules and conditions for what constitutes as a sin to either of them or is it pretty much classic ones all around

good point, santa IS the bull in cuck marriages across the world

i feel like we’re 40% of the way to writing a new christmas song

outofcontextdiscord:

0wafflebuddy0:

This year went to hell “well”

theshitpostcalligrapher:

the-penandthe-sword:

eternahasgoodmanners:

papillion-de-nuit:

quadrell:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev’r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

@eternahasgoodmanners

I’m screaming

I love this so much.

@theshitpostcalligrapher I feel like this is up your alley

i’ve been @ ‘d on this post so many times i love it

letshearitforthisclown:

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

mostlysignssomeportents:

Matthew Plummer Fernandez’s Every Mickey
is a 3D printable STL file consisting of “Every model of Mickey Mouse
found online, compiled as one.” Plummer Fernandez instantiated this one
at  50.688 x 23.858 x 49.376 cm and enhanced it with acrylic paint. (via Waxy)

https://boingboing.net/2018/12/14/matthew-plummer-fernandez.html